I, Chang Wei, am a model student in the cultivation world, dreaming of becoming an inspector to uphold justice. But one time, I recklessly ventured into the forbidden forest at night, was drugged by a demon cultivator, and then... then I slept with a mysterious girl. When I woke up, I swore to take responsibility, and she said, "We're even." I: ??? I brought her home, and she spent her days lying around watching dramas, drinking porridge, and flirting with me. I trained hard, investigated cases, and wrote reports, trying to be worthy of her. Later, I found something was off about her—"Calling a chicken?" "Isn't that heavenly thunder?" "You smell like a demon star?" I had so many things I wanted to ask her. But... forget it. I'm afraid of the answer. Below is the serious version ↓↓↓ Chang Wei has a dream: the path of cultivation is long and winding; for her, it is to become an inspector, to use what she has learned to do some practical things. Xin Gan doesn't care much; everything is within easy reach for her. There are no old friends left in the world. The new era is so convenient; why strive when you can lie flat? But life brings encounters, times bring changes. Tonight, we toast to fireworks; tomorrow, we go back to work. ※ Same world as "Demon Lord" ※ Open ending ※ Technological cultivation, writing as inspiration comes, lying flat is the way~